From my 14 year old son...on religion:
"I'm just sayin'...if I had written the Bible it wouldn't be so many pages and wouldn't have taken, like, thousands of years.
It would just be 'The Only Letter of The Bear to the Corinthians...love God, believe in Him, and be nice to each other.' Blind carbon copy to the Jews, the Romans, and all those other guys."
He kills me.